
This week, on
basically every Japanese blog out there, there is a response to a woman asking about Yaeba. The reactions give it mixed reviews and I thought I'd give you mine. I don’t really like to write negative things about Japan on this site, so I’ll put my opinion in SAT style for you. Japanese teeth are to Asia as British teeth are to Europe.

Braces are very uncommon here and people rarely go to the dentist. Crooked teeth are seen as cute here, and the Western version of crooked teeth has nothing on the Japanese version of crooked teeth. You know the shark exhibits they have in aquariums? You know how sharks have two or three rows of teeth behind their regular teeth? Yes, you do. In Japan, wildly crooked teeth, especially when the front teeth overlap or when there's an extra tooth or two growing out of the upper gums, are called Yaeba.

Yaeba is seen as a cute and desirable thing. That’s fine. I think a bit of imperfection sometimes makes a face cuter (I love freckles and I often really love glasses.) but... I don't necessarily think Yaeba is
unattractive, but I think that braces are a really great invention and I’m glad that they are beginning to catch on here in Japan. I don't hate crooked teeth, but I am attracted to straight teeth more than to crooked teeth. Clean, straight, white, cavity-free teeth are my favorite kind of teeth. Plenty of people think that crooked teeth are adorable over here, though.

Yaeba / crooked teeth is one thing. It it is not a dealbreaker for me. The thing that
is is that flossing is not popular in this country. Almost all of my friends in Japan are Japanese but I have still never met Japanese people who floss their teeth. This used to shock and disgust me (and sometimes still does) but I guess every culture has their disgusting habits. Western people walk around the house with shoes on, even in their bedrooms. That is almost just as filthy, and Japanese people are disgusted by it. When I become close friends with people and they stay at my house, they watch me floss my teeth with amazement. “Doesn’t it hurt?!’ I teach them to floss and now I know three Japanese people who floss every other day because I taught them how.

ALSO. Why isn’t Kristen Dunst more popular over here? She did Marie Antoinette (a movie almost 100% about cake and fashion = a movie guaranteed to make money in Japan) and Spiderman (A superhero movie = a movie guaranteed to make money in Japan) and has the monopoly on Yaeba in Hollywood. Why is she not a household name like Cameron Diaz or Billy Blanks? She really needs to get on this and start hawking products in this part of the world. Kirsten Dunst could be so much popular than she is right now over here.